edgebug:

sharkswithbowties:

theonion:

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report

EXCUSE U I AM 15 AND 9 MONTHS

“I’M AN ADULT,” i loudly shriek as I stare at my birth certificate. It indicates that I am in fact eighteen years old. I keep a blog on the popular blogging platform Tumblr.com. This article from satirical web site The Onion deeply offends me. I’m an adult

edgebug:

sharkswithbowties:

theonion:

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report

EXCUSE U I AM 15 AND 9 MONTHS

“I’M AN ADULT,” i loudly shriek as I stare at my birth certificate. It indicates that I am in fact eighteen years old. I keep a blog on the popular blogging platform Tumblr.com. This article from satirical web site The Onion deeply offends me. I’m an adult

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

bunnywith:

shakespeareintellectualbadass:

examples that prove being a fangirl works

  • Ginny Weasley
  • Kate Middleton
  • Peeta Mellark 
  • Evanna Lynch
  • Amy Pond

you forgot David Tennant

David Tennant is probably the best example of how being a crazed fan can make your dreams come true. He grew up watching Doctor Who, was cast as the tenth Doctor after be broke into the set wearing his homemade Nine costume, married the daughter of a Doctor, and is forever known as the Tenth Doctor.

REACH FOR YOUR DREAMS

theamericankid:

I’m here to buy pineapple mugs and shirts, you judgmental bastard.

theamericankid:

I’m here to buy pineapple mugs and shirts, you judgmental bastard.