You actually went to a book signing recently, because you wanted to meet Hillary Clinton.

"Old Dog, New Tricks" written by Chris Colfer

My Favorite Things Meme | [2/10] Celebrities

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Also, eat cookies as often as possible. The good ones. The peanut butter ones."

maggiesview:


We’ve been permanent off since we took over, this place.

I love the look they give each other when Pam says this. hers is like ” as you so richly deserve” and his is like ” and when is this going to end”? Ehehe

maggiesview:

We’ve been permanent off since we took over, this place.

I love the look they give each other when Pam says this. hers is like ” as you so richly deserve” and his is like ” and when is this going to end”? Ehehe

miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE